Econe Episcopal Church de Lefebvre Triumphant

We are the spiritual children of his deceased Holiness, St. Marcel Lefevbre, and members of the secretly founded Econe Episcopal Church de Lefebvre Triumphant. Before the full history of modern errors took hold of the "Catholic Church" our founder, St. Marcel Lefebvre, secretly founded a society of religious to carry on his message of True Tradition and True Catholicism, realizing his first religious order, the Society of Saint Pius the Tenth had caved too deeply into moral error to be salvaged.

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Location: Switzerland

I'm the Archbishop of The Church you are reading about, I am a REAL BISHOP unlike that Cheetos, Brazil obesity in a wool dress, these tassels hold REAL FAITH.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Even Silver Slippers Need to Remember...

Pray for your departed, whether Gay Franciscan or fertile firemen a la 12 children. May all have peace and always remember their brethren that passed without justice and without warning, cold and brutal, in the name of a God that could never have loved the way the great men and women gone loved their own and us.

OUR LADY OF LEPONTO, DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

PRADA PAPPA



"This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish."

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"TRADITIONAL CATHOLICS" POP TUNA CANS !!!!!


The so-called "REAL CATHOLICS" -- known as Traddy Catholicism both for its obsession with all things pre-dating the advent of INTELLIGENCE (VatII as they call it) and for their harassment of MANTILLA SHOPS the World Over -- and yes, sometimes even with the "FAMOUS" GLORY BOY NEWSCASTER -- something also predating intelligence and useful commentary on all things ecclesial. HE KEEPS A ROMAN COLLAR IN HIS AUTO'S GLOVE COMPARTMENT IN CASE HE SEES AN ACCIDENT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD !!!!!

The Roman Chasuble Rats are rather open about something even our episcopal glory finds astonishing: Their love of CARPET MUNCHING.
See for yourself : http://www.fisheaters.com/ -- IN THE NAME OF GOD, CLOSE THAT CAFETERIA !!!!!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

UNCLE LEFEBVRE AND AUNTIE BENEDICT WANT YOU !!!!

THIS CAFETERIA IS CLOSED ! ! ! ! !

MAY THE CURE BE OUR CURE !!!! HOLY DR. HAHN HEAL US !!!! MOTHER RUTLER SAVE US WITH YOUR PSEUDO PARK AVENUA WANT TO BE ENGLISH FASCIA !!!!!

IS MOTHER SHEEN CALLING YOU?!?!?!?!

http://www.osbnorcia.org/vocations.php?language=english

Saturday, March 25, 2006

GOLDEN GATES LEAD TO CRIMSON DIAPHRAGMS





THE LACK OF HUMANITY?!?!?!

As if banning water-silk from crimson asses weren't enough, these girls, affronting the steps of a formerly HOLY CHURCH, have donned diaphragmed shaped helmets. HELMETS BY HELMUT!!! Schism and impromptu habedachery gone awry. Forgive us, Father Lange, we'll atone in our brandied-silly cells of episcopal isotoners. PUSSY WILLOW COVERS FOR THEIR SCALPS OF PEDOPHILIA?!?!?! This is certainly no ode to the great men gone before them. I'm reminded of the emminent Luigi Poggi, Eternal Reader, archivist and priest with out a degree at 22 and achieving the crimson pussy willow cover for himself at a quite ripe age. THAT'S THE REAL CHURCH !!! !! ! ! ! ! ! Milk-chocolate, cigarette smoking popes and late night cigars with shadowed prelates in Tridentine houses of worship. HOLY MOTHER SCHMITZ, SCREAM FOR OUR SOULS AND THE SALVATION OF HELMUT DARLING!


And to reward the former "Archbishop" -- no Mother Sheen, of a rainbow saucing few, puebsecents out of control, arrows toward their anuses, GOLDEN GATE INDEED, and now the promoter of what is supposed to be the most MYSTERIOUS AND HOLIEST GATE OF CHRISTENDOM, a further sign of SCHISM SCHISM SCHISM SCHISM and MARK OF THE BEAST !!! !!!

WE find it odd the negro "Cardinal" has fallen silent at a most opportune time to further his thoughts on all things irrelevant. We find exception in his most eminent synopsis on the "Life of refrigerators and Their Attachment to Holy Orders of Tanzanian Seminarians". His silence on the pronouncement of a sister of his having received the scarlet pussy willow threads is a sign that he's once again beating the campaign trail, AMIDST OTHER THINGS. The dance floors of Abba maniacs not excepted. HOLY SAUSAGES ACCOSTED THE WORLD OVER BY NEGRO PRELATES ASSUMING WHITE PIPING IN 08'. HELMUT LANG<>The formerly fat and presently Irish, the defunct and rewarded of Anal Gates abroad, all will receive the invalid pope's blessing to carry mission into places of great danger. Strap your buckles to bottles of Grappa, the Holy Ghost Father's haven't even seen such mission lands. The origin of Drag Queens from Sacristies will be revealed on the steps of a formerly Holy Basilica. Sing to the heavens that Ms. Liseux will shower sticks and stones to break the bones of mozzetta's shaven from holy bunny asses and velveteen lambs.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

STOPPING FOR CHOCOLAT ON OUR WAY TO CANONICAL FAIRYLAND


The Archbishop has been taken for the recent meetings of our own chapter. I am Cote du Rhone III, a vintage seminarian of the Econe Episcopal persuasion.

For our gathering of Traditionally handicapped and egotistically unchallenged, we've chosen a patroness, most rightly and estutely, someone other than that Latin bitch, Santa Barbara (its still a surprise those people are allowed into any church at all).

She is the claim to fame for the village of our Seminary de Cure, located secretly in the basement of the "seminary" of the SSPX, and our secret love when we are brandied and candied silly in the archbishops secret sacristy stash of socks and fringed attire.

The famed cinematic blip of crazy lentin obsessions by holier than thou types of the fat, cross gender types was filmed in the same place as our holy house. You may be familiar with the film "Chocolat"...it was filmed at our dismay in the same place.

To no avail, our meeting has taken place and we've agreed we still think the Vatican, sporty Bavarians aside and not participating, should go fuck itself.

Amen.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

NOVUS "ROMAN PONTIFF" ALREADY AILING

HIS FIRST PORTRAIT SHOWING VISIBLE SIGNS OF THE LEUKEMIA




... and hemorrhoids